Saxaphone

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

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bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(Source: crocs5evabruh)

meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

(Source: ilannister)

809212:

i’m at a spiritual level where i can control my thirst and thirst internally. 2014 aint meant for thirst brah, stay hydrated. 

Warning Major Spoiler!

bagelr:

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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

olisaurusrex:

Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

Why would you fuck Adam sandler
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tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget)

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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