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  2. trait:

    when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

    image

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  5. fartgallery:

    this is egregious

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  6. spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

    spoopystationmanagement:

    phrux:

    leakinginklikeblood:

    lifemadesimple:

    Plate Etiquette 

    I did not know this.  

    The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

    a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

    Reblogged from: hopintomysnogbox
  7. eggsquad:

    Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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  8. vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

    vvankinq:

    Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

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  9. 
"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

    "Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

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  10. blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

    blackdenimjeans:

    asvpfrenchie:

    disrespectful

    I would have retired after that

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  11. People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

    • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
    • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
    • --
    • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
    • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
    • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
    • Juliet: That was dumb of you
    • --
    • Romeo: We should get married right now
    • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
    • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
    • Juliet: Sure, fine.
    • --
    • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
    • Romeo: Right.
    • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
    • --
    • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
    • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
    • Juliet: For fucks sake.
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  12. thesmellofgreen:

    laughterkey:

    milesofastora:

    vinyasanya:

    its never not a good time for this video

    …..you…..you found it

    Classic

    can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

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  14. aquarlus:

    “hey do you want the rest of my-“

    image

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  15. jerkidiot:

    the first time you hear the transition from But It’s Better If You Do to I Write Sins Not Tragedies (x)

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