Cody, 18, loser.
Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
gUys i think i just
ate a dog treAT
i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF
The Unique minds of Tumblr™
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
boys hands are VERY important to me
i imagine theyre pretty important to them too
say those three words and i’m yours
super smash bros
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
can someone from the sports side of tumblr explain this
it is angry
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.