Saxaphone

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: memewhore)

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

sheerio-stormer777:

Extreme close-ups of human eyes by Suren Manvelyan

WOAH

(Source: sosuperawesome)

ivycallum:

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

(Source: olympercy)

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: panerasexual)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

TRU.

war has changed

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte)