1. tinalikesbutts:

    Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

    Reblogged from: funkmaster-ari
  2. bitcorn:

    just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

    Reblogged from: pizza
  3. mydogsnokes:

    i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

    Reblogged from: 2bainzz
  4. basvaraad:

    basvaraad:

    gUys i think i just

    ate a dog treAT

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    i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

    Reblogged from: heliolisk
  5. horror movie opening scene

    • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    • white boy: lmao
    • they continue walking for a few seconds
    • *white couple hears noise*
    • white girl: babe what that??
    • white boy: i'll go investigate
    • *leaves her alone*
    • *choking noises*
    • white girl: zack!!!
    • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    • white girl: asshole!
    • white boy: im just playin babe
    • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    • *playful kiss*
    • *things turn sexy*
    • *hear noise*
    • white boy: i'll go investigate
    • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    • *maybe a thud*
    • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    • *she walks and he dead*
    • white girl: ahhh!!
    • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    • white girl: ahhh!!!
    • *white girl runs*
    • *dead end*
    • *hides*
    • *thinks she free n safe*
    • *guy catches her*
    • *cuts her*
    • *she dead*
    • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
    Reblogged from: kuzco2000
  6. oscob:

    caexemptdeath:

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    The Unique minds of Tumblr

    Reblogged from: cstalli
  7. grizzzlybearcub:

    i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

    Reblogged from: 2bainzz
  8. meladoodle:

    autodumb:

    boys hands are VERY important to me

    i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

    Reblogged from: perks-of-being-chinese
  9. mariowiki:

    codeinewarrior:

    say those three words and i’m yours

    super smash bros

    Reblogged from: balkhy
  10. pokebae:

    when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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    Reblogged from: perks-of-being-chinese
  11. outstanding-mediocrity:

life-live-learn-seek:

Me


*rechecks every number and tries to remember if caller actually said that combo*

    outstanding-mediocrity:

    life-live-learn-seek:

    Me

    *rechecks every number and tries to remember if caller actually said that combo*

    Reblogged from: frodoyodo
  12. fuckdad:

    themano:

    can someone from the sports side of tumblr explain this

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    it is angry

    Reblogged from: perchu
  13. z-co:

    one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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    Reblogged from: kuzco2000
  14. mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants
unless you pee out of your foot

    mozartmozart:

    myfemalegaze:

    going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

    fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants

    unless you pee out of your foot

    Reblogged from: egberts
  15. stutter-muffin:

    nosdrinker:

    earthtohayley:

    johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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    and then later he looks like this

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    hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

    AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

    he’s an actor

    actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

    Reblogged from: hopintomysnogbox
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