1. thatsthat24:

    cknd:

    Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

    Spongebob taught us that would end very badlyimage

    Reblogged from: cstalli
  2. thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

    thatsmoderatelyraven:

    If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

    Reblogged from: preteenager
  3. magoberry:

    FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

    Reblogged from: katara
  4. horror movie opening scene

    • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    • white boy: lmao
    • they continue walking for a few seconds
    • *white couple hears noise*
    • white girl: babe what that??
    • white boy: i'll go investigate
    • *leaves her alone*
    • *choking noises*
    • white girl: zack!!!
    • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    • white girl: asshole!
    • white boy: im just playin babe
    • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    • *playful kiss*
    • *things turn sexy*
    • *hear noise*
    • white boy: i'll go investigate
    • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    • *maybe a thud*
    • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    • *she walks and he dead*
    • white girl: ahhh!!
    • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    • white girl: ahhh!!!
    • *white girl runs*
    • *dead end*
    • *hides*
    • *thinks she free n safe*
    • *guy catches her*
    • *cuts her*
    • *she dead*
    • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
    Reblogged from: snorlaxatives
  5. Reblogged from: cstalli
  6. teamrocketing:

    *knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

    Reblogged from: cstalli
  7. Reblogged from: rosaparking
  8. Reblogged from: combusken
  9. Reblogged from: perks-of-being-chinese
  10. pizzaotter:

    iguanamouth:

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    I fucking lost it here

    Reblogged from: funkmaster-ari
  11. smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

    smilestoinspire:

    This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

    Reblogged from: donnacabonna
  12. sixpenceee:

    Andamooka Rough Opal

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    Black Opal

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    Boulder Opal

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    Fossilized Opal

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    Ocean Opal

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    Raw Fire Opal

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    Tree Fossil with Opal Rings

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    SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

    Reblogged from: snapesforeskin
  13. Reblogged from: crapaccino
  14. yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero

    yabishdreya:

    breakfastburritoe:

    michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

    my hero
    Reblogged from: sturbacks
  15. milesjai:

    all-brawn-no-brain:

    the-girl-who-laughed:

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    THIS IS HILARY DUFF.

    THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

    SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

    THAT’S HOW ITS DONE.

    CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

    “THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

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    Reblogged from: perks-of-being-chinese
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